Welcome, to the Canley Canteen…

Everyone knows the canteen is the gossip capital of Sun Hill. Well, time to bring that out into the open.

Here at the Canley Canteen, our main aim is to drag your character’s inner thoughts backwards, kicking and screaming, through a hedge. Like…

• How much Neil Manson wishes he’d moved to somewhere safe – like Baghdad
• Just how often Stuart Turner checks his appearance in the mirror everyday
• and the top-secret collection of Pumpkin Patch dolls Max Carter keeps hidden in his cupboard.

We’re all about the news and the challenges. We’re not afraid of staring fear in the face – but we will hide behind Jo Masters if it threatens us.

We’re not worried about the hardest of tasks – but we will flail and die if Smithy takes his shirt off.

And we’re not scared to ask the toughest questions:

1. So what is Mickey’s record for most women he’s managed to chat up in one episode?
2. Is Will’s general hotness entirely responsible for polar ice cap melting?
3. How many PCs does it take to change a lightblub?

Well, actually we know that last one: More than one if the one who found it was Nate Roberts…
 

We’re inviting you to join in as we snark and remark, have a laugh at and sometimes (by which I mean often) get lost in the interchangeable awesomeness of our token bad guy of the week. So, come along for a ride as we look at all the things that make The Bill so great…

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Upcoming Entries;

Deal Me Out
The Landfill Killer
Powerless
Street Kid
To Live For/To Die For
Trust Me
Weecap: In The Know 

if you wish to submit your own review go to the ‘applications’ page and do what the nice page says. all requests can be left as comments on the posts and all requests will be responded to as to whether these are possible or not (so much The Bill, so little Kate-Emma to go around!)